Work just sent out an e-mail informing us that one of our employee perks is a 15% discount on Michael C. Fina. I don't anticipate taking advantage of this benefit in the near future, but I did poke around their website to see what's actually being sold and just how expensive everything is.
I got distracted by the following product description:
Vera Wang's dinnerware collection is inspired by the contemporary bride. Dishwasher safe, it is meant to be used every day.
I just found the juxtaposition of "contemporary bride" and "dishwasher safe" to be particularly amusing.